Saturday, February 28, 2004

Bitching time! Why is it that so many couples I like as separate people and, as soon as they hook up, I can't stand them anymore. As separate entities, they're great but as couples, they suck. There is an example of that in my house right now (and they wonder why I don't leave my room while Josh is here). I like Debbie. I like Josh. Together, they make me vomit. They are inconsiderate and think of only each other or those that concern the two of them. For example, this weekend, Josh, Josh's best friend (James) and his girlfriend (Daneva) were supposed to come and visit. That would mean 5 people in the house in total and we don't have that much room to begin with. Our kitchen table only has three chairs so I pointed out to Debbie that we would need more chairs. She glanced at the table and replied with "yeah, one more". Isn't it nice of her that she would completely forget me, her roommate, when her boyfriend and his friends came to visit for the weekend. James and Daneva cancelled at the last minute so that means that I'm stuck here alone with Debbosh. Josh made Debbie cookies. He knows she has a roommate, but the cookies are just for her. Josh leaves the goddamn toilet seat up all the goddamn time. I confronted him about it all last term when he was here pretty much every day. I even yelled at him about it a couple times. He's heard me complain about it this term every time he comes to spend the weekend. Last night, he left it up twice (that I know of) and it was getting on my nerves a lot. So, I taped the toilet seat down and put up a sign that says "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, SIT THE FUCK DOWN TO PEE!" I am assuming Josh got the message cuz the seat was down and the tape was broken. I don't know. He and Debbie just piss me off when they're together. Like they will start making out when I am in the room. It's gross. And I even say things like "ew" and they don't seem to care. It's like no one else exsists except them. They have sex even if they know someone is in the next room and can hear them. Bah, I don't want to write anymore. It just makes me more angry.
*update* So, my first sign and the taping down of the toilet seat didn't work. I made a HUGE sign on the wall that says "Josh, put the fucking seat down or piss outside" and Debbie came in and asked me if I thought it was a little much. Nope, I don't think so at all. She made it sound like Josh was all offended. Good! He's supposed to be fucking offended. My house, my rules. I've been putting up with the toilet seat shit since September! So, every time I yell "dammit, Josh" and ask him to put the seat down, he just laughed and assumed I didn't really mean it or something? I asked him to put it down for a reason. I swore for a reason. It made me angry. He is a guest in my house so he should abide by my rules. It's common courtesy! And, if he leaves the seat up next time he visits, my signs will only get meaner and meaner. How dense/stupid does he have to be? It's not much to ask (compared to the hundreds of other things he does to piss me off). It's just one little thing I'm asking him to do. Please, humour me, Josh. JeN's mind ejaculated @ 5:31 p.m. | | permalink